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  • Tiger Woods PGA Tour

    Tiger Woods PGA Tour

    There are a bunch of dudes in my life that really like drinking. I suppose that makes sense to all of you or other wise I wouldn’t have a drinking games blog.

    One of my more…let’s say…creative friends likes to torture his bros mercilessly with drinking games set to video games. The Tiger Woods PGA Tour game seems to be his favorite, and somehow has become a favorite of nearly all my pals. So, here you go. The rules are good for the whole series. Just a warning, if you suck at this game, you are not going to survive. Don’t play. You know what, just don’t play period. Seriously.

    That’s a drink when…

    1. Shortest drive off the tee drinks.
    2. You hit the ball off the fairway.
    3. You hit any trees. Each will make a sound which must be tallied for total number of drinks.
    4. Hitting in the cart path. Two drinks if you hit a spectator. Three if you nut shot him.
    5. The ball lands in a sand traps or water. This is a shot of whiskey or bourbon.
    6. Non-GIR (Green in Regulation). Must make it in the correct number of stroke or less.
    7. If you hit the green but then it goes off.
    8. If you miss a putt less than 10 feet.
    9. You lose the hole or the skin. For skins play, you must add the number of skins lost if play is pushed from hole to hole.
    10. “Muffing” one off the tee or any mis-stroke.
  • Veronica Mars: Season 3

    Veronica Mars: Season 3

    Logan vs Piz.

    THAT’S A DRINK WHEN…

    The following is said…

    Veronica Mars Hearst Pi Sigs/Theta Beta Fraternity/Sorority/Greeks
    Neptune I need your help Rory Finch Sheriff

    Or any of the following happen…

    Logan BroodsKeith mentions foodSheriff’s Dept holding cellTaser is usedDick makes a sexual innuendo

    Veronica is wrong Veronica uses a guise Veronica and Logan argue Veronica breaks in to something/somewhere Veronica is awkward with an ex
    Piz talks about his show Stakeout Food Court Flashback/Dream Sequence News

    The following people make an appearance…

    Vinnie Cliff
  • Veronica Mars: Season 2

    Veronica Mars: Season 2

    We’re on to season 2! There are a few changes from season 1, so pay attention. Not everything is as it seems. But in Neptune, what ever is?

    THAT’S A DRINK WHEN…

    The following is said…

    Veronica Mars Bus Shark/s Beav/er Pirates
    Neptune I need your help Sheriff PCHer/s 09er/s

    Or any of the following happen…

    09er is snarky to VeronicaKeith mentions foodLogan inspirational messageTaser is usedLamb is a douche

    Veronica is wrong Veronica uses a guise Veronica asks for a favor Veronica breaks in to something/somewhere Veronica is awkward with an ex
    Kendall is in a bikini or less Stakeout Girl’s Bathroom Flashback/Dream Sequence News

    The following people make an appearance…

    Vinnie Cliff Corny
  • Veronica Mars: Season 1

    Veronica Mars: Season 1

    As if you were going to do anything else this weekend besides catch up on Veronica Mars. The Veronica Mars Movie comes out in theaters on March 14! Since you’re going to be snuggling up on your couch and reliving V’s high school years, you might as well add a 12-pack to the occasion.

    Now, now, now, what I discovered while developing the game is that no two seasons were enough alike to keep the same drinking rules. Seasons 1 and 2 are similar, but not exact, and season 3 is absolutely it’s own game altogether. Since, let’s face it, you are not getting through the whole series in one night anyway, especially with these rules, today, I’m releasing the rules for season 1. Over the next week, I’ll be releasing the rules for seasons 2 and 3 as well. That way, you can pick and choose what you drink to. For now, let’s start with season 1. For Lilly.

    THAT’S A DRINK WHEN…

    The following is said…

    Lilly Mom Veronica Mars Neptune Tijuana/TJ
    Sheriff I need your help Cult Pirate/s 09er/s

    Or any of the following happen…

    09er is snarky to VeronicaKeith mentions foodLogan inspirational messageTaser is used

    Veronica is wrong Veronica uses a guise Veronica asks for a favor Veronica breaks in to something/somewhere
    Veronica Distrusts Logan Stakeout Girl’s Bathroom Flashback/Dream Sequence

    The following people make an appearance…

    Vinnie Cliff Corny

    *Bonus Rule: Play “Never Have I Ever” with Veronica, Lilly, Duncan, and Logan.

  • Dr. Horrible’s Sing-along Blog

    THAT’S A DRINK WHEN…

    The following is said…

    Tell your friends Captain Hammer Freeze Ray Bad Horse

    Or any of the following happen…

    Anyone breaks into song Dr. Horrible puts on his goggles Dr. Horrible/Billy facial tick Pun
  • Deadwood

    Deadwood

    Deadwood isn’t a tough game to set up, but drinking to it is absolutely awful. There are plenty of versions of this game, and ours is similar to most of them out there, with a little tweak to make it slightly less deadly.

    In our game, everyone picks a character from the main cast. You can also choose all speaking extras in place of one main character. For the rest of the game (or until your character dies*) that’s a drink when:

    Your character says:

    Cocksucker

    Any derivative of Fuck

    The following happens to your character:

    They drink a shot of whiskey

    They get raging drunk

    *If your character DOES die, finish your drink and pick someone new!

  • Found on the Internet: Top 10 Movie Drinking Games

    Sometimes you find things online that are better than anything you could have made up. This video by Watchmojo.com is brilliantly just that. It makes me want to drink RIGHT NOW.

  • Hot Fuzz

    Hot Fuzz

    THAT’S A DRINK WHEN…

    The following is said…

    Accident Angle The Greater Good Sergeant Yarp/Narp Peace Lily

    Or any of the following happen…

    Doris Double Entendre Danny asks Angel a question Mugshot Something happens that was alluded to earlier jump cut
  • EuroTrip

    EuroTrip

    THAT’S A DRINK WHEN…

    The following is said…

     

    Worst twins ever This is/isn’t where I parked my car I’M a girl.
    I’m never drinking again. Mieke/Mike Mi scusi

    Or any of the following happen…

     

    Jamie quotes Frommers Table Map Scotty doesn’t know plays
    Jamie talks about the Likka Mieke Daydream Bert

    *Slam when a train goes through a tunnel to dull the pain.

  • Super Troopers

    Super Troopers

    THAT’S A DRINK WHEN…

    The following is said…

    Shenanigans Rookie Meow License & Registration Local/Spurbury

    Or any of the following happen…

    Johnny Chimpo is mentioned or shown Weed is mentioned or shown Cops vs Highway fight A prank is pulled
    Either of the Germans in a scene Sirens Thorny’s race is questioned Thorny’s manliness is implied

    *Chug during Syrup Race